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Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales

You are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits the best bits to our Saturday morning show live on BBC Radio Wales, 11 till 1. Rhod's on a second week of his holiday / until this week, it is me Chris Corcoran with Newport street philosopher Eggzy of GLC.

Welcome, Eggz. / Massive excitement in the area. At least three people have used social networking sites to talk about the Moomin experience / I've seen some of the stuff. What have you seen? / Uh ... "Can't wait to see your Moomin exam tomorrow / obviously it was on the show last week / spoke about Moomins / you set it as a new year's resolution. You needed to learn all the characters' names / so I've set it as a test / we're gonna have it as a test this week / I've set up a feature already, which is "Eggzy's Moomin Mastermind / look at that. This is, this is / entertainment at its peak. / if we had a TV camera here, this would be reality television at is peak, but at the moment, it's just reality radio at its peak / I agree / Very good / have you done any prep, or is this just gonna be a massive anti-climax? / I've done some prep, watched a BBC 4 Documentary, about Tobe Jansen, the inventor of The Moomins / Question 1 / well done / OK. / who is the creator / I can't / oh, no / I'm not gonna say anything else / questions / focus mainly on characters / set you up / difficult questions / might not have revised / gonna be, how many Moomin characters can you name? / personally, for me, that / big one / like I said / figures, I / my figure collection / on Twitter last week / No. / Yeah yeah yeah I did. And I think I sent it to that / @rhodgilbertshow / for / yeah / I think / people go / my / sort of action scenes with them / spent the week / using / memory triggers? / looking at them / sort / you / giving them food, / cups of tea, stuff like that / you weren't actually revising and learning / tea party / fantasy land / Eggz, / taken in / information anyway / you absorb a lot of things / not realizing it / most / completely pointless / yeah / but it's still fun. / right / yes / I tweeted out / important / bear in mind / schooling experience you / had / big day for you. / Massive. / achieve academically / yeah / this / for me / like to be / A levels / a lot of people / big one. / coming up / do that / probably, I don't know, probably the first hour / OK / maybe / second / blend ourselves in / still cram some information in / there's still time / other stuff / coming up / Ask Eggzy / now this is good / by popular demand, it's back. The reason / here is because / you make / my head off / me laugh / that's all right / ask / bring it back / popular / and, so, uh, you / ask / any questions / yeah / they can ask the questions and I'll give them the answers / might not be / anything / geography maths, science, cookery, what do wiht your mother-in-law at the weekend, / anything. I will give you / rely on the answer and live by it / BBC isn't saying that you can. / Yeah / I'm also saying, don't ... don't follow some of the answers / too literally, or you may end up / just / correct answers

Check this out / moral or social, I've got the answer / like music to rhythm, I am the dancer / man / not bad / just / up / can you remember it? / Moral or social, uh, I've got the answer / music to rhythm, I / pretty good, isn't it, pretty good / another Sting / this / big success / previous / people have, have, have genuine / come in / huh huh / giving them / genuine answers / dear Eggzy, I find / p__ / hilarious / as / next man / could a p__ walk / wanted to / had to go for job interview." / Good question / this is a good start / animal / "normal" in this world? You know. Uh, / We're all individuals / all entitled to walk / don't judge / human g__. / now / let it do what it wants to do / pigeon / into being posh because / look like / a dinner jacket / it's just / mark / feathers. / Do your Sting / moral or social / I've got the answer / like music to rhythm, I am a dancer. / Eggzy, / yeah, / kept in handbags, or their owners? / for me, personally, the owner can operate / drive a car ... so, human wins that one, and the small rat dog can't be ... / really / small / I don't mind small r__ dog / humanized / looks like a r__deer." No, it doesn't. It looks like / horrible __ dog / hold his head / exactly / yeah / I agree with you / pointless. I was a bit disappointed / owners were less, uh, less / beause / if the owners / make these rat dogs / the thing is / my theory is / human is more useful than / because / can operate / give me a lift / raining / more potential / exactly. they've got more potential / sandwich / lend me money / dogs can't do that / got a question / like Eggzy to answer / you know, stuff like / health and fitness / investment, uh, stuff, at the moment. / Pet d__s / as you've just proved / I'm really good / in the trade / wonders of the universe / massively into stars, space-ships, uh, uh, / H__'s commet / talk about that / you / Brian / two most / UK these days / both know a lot about space. So, uh, yeah. / aren't you / script advisor / TV programs / I don't like to brag, but / a couple of times. / Do you write / that's me / I thought it was you, Eggz / speaks like you speak. / yeah / pretty much ... I mean, we / back / long way / early days / music / even looked / first, sort of, uh, telescope, and, uh, we both got into / about the same time / backseat / he's more / out / about it all / I'm just / back / look at the stars / does / goes out to places / S__ / big machines / Is it true that you / toilet / cling film / also / got binoculars which / beach / I know anything, anything / any questions / can you speak like him? / Sometimes, at night, we look at the stars, how wonderful they are / how big are they? Massive, probably / some / see what I mean? Easy. / Awsome. Right, / one more quick Ask Eggzy / come / E.T. Is it real? I don't know / made me cry / go / it's all we know. / crumbled up by the ... by the side of the river / came back to life. Space, wonderful.

People have been emailing, texting, uh, with their questions of importance / I've got answers of no relevance at all / here / ok / genuine / Sting? Can you remember it? / Uh ... uh, hang on. It was, uh ... / something to do / moment's gone / got a problem? Got a problem / answer. Bang! / that's not / as good, is it? / moral or social I've got the answer. / I am a dancer / here / straight in, yeah. / Hi Eggzy / Hi / I need / what are onesies, and / about? / shops. I usually wear / thanks / Amand, good question. Uh, the onesie is ... I don't know if you're familiar with, um, about, sort of, three or four years ago / popular / blankets / arms built into them / keep you warm / yeah / elaboration of / basically / entire p__ / adult / usually themed around, um, sort of novelty __ costume or __ Elvis outfit / sort of thing / if you do buy one, never talk to me / never look at me in the eye / never mention it / yes / between the lines / does need / style re-think / and / you need to never ask that question again, and near go anywhere near the onezie / life / think / yes, essentially, I think / an entire new life rethink / way forward / so, uh, onezie's no, uh, ... just stick to, you know / jeans and T-shirts / is a middle ground between conventional attire / yeah / and p__ / to allow people / essentially, yeah. I mean, what ... the way I look at it is, / in the Wild West / guy / get chased / shed / red L__ J__ / and, essentially / it's like a pair of / 21st century / equivalent of / cowboy / without their " / more, sort of / based / sort of, you know, just / people's living rooms / or something like that / what's the old man look like in your head / see if / same as mine / hat / cowboy / big s__ __ / big silver / got a b__ b__ / over / pretty w__ / pretty / on / hot plate / seen a lot of things / in his time, you know / great stories / minds / wonderful / I've got another one / can you do your Sting / answer / music / I'm a dancer. Here you go / Hi, Eggzy / since / Death Star / big country. Yeah / I know Death Star / yeah / do you think / build / in Wales? / Rhod Gilbert Death Star / what do you think? / Rhob / good idea. Uh, planning permission / because / go into space / who owns space? / good point / Brian Cox / it is, isn't it? / Brian / ownership situation on planning permission in space? / Dark Lord / about that / probably __ __, or the Emperor himself / uh, but, uh, / I ... I applied once / from the Emperor / what happened? / nothing / he's busy / rebels / trade embargo / to be honest, I didn't think that / any stage / if ... if I could emit electricity from my fingers, I probably wouldn't bother / planning / all out / exactly / exactly / should be filled in / hotline / exactly / what / filled in / do / written / pencil first / rubbed it out / gave it to him, he blasted / my / fingers / all the time, you know, I / fingers / get promoted / competence, Eggz / yeah, yeah, / oh dear. But, um, / answer / it's a hard one. I mean, who ... who sent this in, sorry? / Rob from __ / get some plans together, send them over / a few mates / council / I can't promise anything / let / assume / planning / building it, / Death Star / land / in an unused field / OK / farmers, / kind of, like, uh / outsourcing their / yeah / economy these days / you know, milking / building a Death Star / use / land / if that was possible / do you think it's good idea / not bad, but / pretty much the size of the moon / land / to build it on / roll everywhere / keep / up straight / so, the answer is no? / sorry / probably / ok / different question / he says, "Would you / biggest surprise about adulthood / how / pants / requires / the answer is no / stacks of pants / I've got tons of pants / yeah / because you can never be too short on pants. / No / doesn't matter / jeans / washing / very / let it out / only / probably / feedback / Rob, is, uh, you haven't got enough pants, mate / learn about / basic h__ / and buy more pants

ask eggzy / Newport / yes / all the questions / answers / moral or social, I've got the answer / I am a dancer / or something like that / "Dear Eggzy / go down / pub / stay at home with / wife / middle / why not / first / with / wife, then say something like "Uhh, you know, I really love you / sweets / pop / then go / second half in the pub, buy some chocolates, have a couple of pints / really happy / gift / second half / couple of pints / job / Great / just for contingencies, / yeah / how does he avoid her realizing that, uh, he's been to the pub / obvious / you know / yeah / then she's probably / savvy to that / isn't / it will be OK / How much? / BBC / I know. Just / lemonade. That's / endorse power-drinking / Medicinal, / Medicinal, exactly. Medicinal / easy answer. Once again / type of answer / more / answer / little more / from you / for example / is the football / watch your team / is thet game really important / yeah / like / equivalent / kind / greatest moment of your life / yeah / or / go up, you __ need / go down / is / under elevens match / Lee's crying, you know / called / you know / shouty parents / yeah / don't just stay in / nothing worse / give it to my son / get / you idiot / come here, come here, __, / what are you doing? / kick __ __ __ goalie / do you want hot meal when you get home / score a goal, you idiot / exactly, yeah / dancer, dad / playstation. / yeah, exactly / get back up there / yeah / if / dad / just leave it, you know / wants to do / take / grow up. / some sort of child? / ye ... yes / seven

lot of people right now / kidney transplant / stuff like that / just / before / what / exactly / building up right now / people are sweating / it's like during the war / radio / what / trying to __ up / OK / kidney transplant / fair__y important thing / people / serious operation, we / BBC / goes well / probably / m__ fair / see what / I get it. I get it. / you know / big thing / it's massive, yeah

ask / Ready? / do your sting / moral or social, I've got the answer / I am / dancer / Eggzy / yeah / you know / horse-racing like Grand National__ / cow-racing?" That's from / good question / don't see a problem with that, uh, if you / find / land / cows on, / Huh huh, / if you can find / suitable jockeys / cow / mean / willing to ride a cow / really / what I mean / or up-and-comers? / never / do you know what I mean / jockey / overweight / you know what I mean / kind of / So, nothing against it? / Nothing against it / land / I'll come and support / even / high stakes / any thought on / good racing cow / probably / back of a sports car / if / I mean, what / look for / racing cow? You know what I mean? / good form / use that a lot / gambling / good form / killer competitiveness / rather than __y / exactly, / probably, you'd be looking for / smaller / know what I mean / looking for / good / five or more tits / bad milk producer. I think / good / do your s__ / moral or social / answer / music, I am / Eggzy / flatmate for eating / mess in the flat? Thank you / easy / shoes / when / foot mess all over the place / Easy / that answers your question / straight / straight / point / answer / Eggzy / I ... do I have to keep my bags for life / yeah / can I get rid of them / every time I / forget to take them / at home now / open / my house / I live / thanks." / Uh / good way to deal with this / collect / place them in / around the area you live / supermarket / drain somewhere, or underneath / someone's car's exhaust pipe / around / bag for life. Hang on a minute / stuff / lamppost, and / you're laughing / that is possibly the best answer you've given / apart from that one where / talcom__ powder or flour__ / see the footprints / classic

Chris C__ here with Eggzy / Eggzy's M__ mastermind / stay put, don't go anywhere / I've got / name / all the M__ characters / possible / task / OK / don't / pressure on / keep it / had / how / easy to / looking at / building / B__ L__ once said, uh, you've gotta be like water / teapot / teapot / so, I am. I'm just / do / teapot / saying / basically / I'm molding myself / situation / state now / building up to / you can tell / look different / and I'm in the zone, I think, whatever happens I'll just take / this / bit / TV show / rival channels where people would bet on things / I can guess / different types / by the way / I saw that. / Yeah, classic, classic TV / very much like that. He obviously did that / into the zone / guy / his life / in the end / can you imagine / if that man didn't have that / man who could tell / by / door slums / mechanic / pobably / I'm like that now. I'm in the zone / whatever happens, I / take the challenge on / cheeky / Eggzy, have you seen / UFO?" Mrs. E__ in S__ / yes / just after / festival / do myself / sky / light split into two / directions / looking / nothing / what do you think it was? / Ailens. Straight __ __. ... Aliens / Were you under the influence of / any sort of / couple / do you think that made a difference / no / I / done / research / proof / OK, right. / Chinese l__ / in the sky / spaceships / very high up / light in the sky / incredibly high up. It was one light / split into two / five / very very slowly / shot off / different directions / cause / It was a tiny tiny / spec of light / high / just / into two / really tiny firework. / I mean / lasted for at least / never known / last that long / know it was aliens. / OK. / OK. There you go. / brother / why am I paying / good / good question / you probably have a stronger-minded brother / with the money / advice / if he / jeans / cash to redeem / yeah / right now / or, more practically / you're legally responsible / in your name / call the authorities / have him / trespassing / there you go

tail for humans / w__ / japanese / wags / whenever / mood / I've seen / japanese invented / put / pick up / brainwaves or whatever / go up or down / good mood or not / exactly / regressive D__ / invention / language / gills that allow me / brilliant. But, I mean, sorry, you know / exactly / pointless / could even / wear it to parties / playing with kids. You could even / on a date / feelings / wagging tail / going well. But, if it's going well / tails / really / overly enthusiastic / yeah, just / w__ / just chat / even better / if your partner / subconscious communication between the two of you / I'm not sure / I'm just happy / conscious communication, really / language / reach the point where / partner / robotic tail / you should really question / that's just w__ /

Time now / supermarket / Eggzy's M__ mastermind / pressure it on / time is now. / massive / gonna work? / we need, uh, / play / have we got / theme / have we got the M__ music? / got / I thought / got instead of the M__ music? / that's the closest / high energy / mastermind / come on, this is M__ / magic / Magic Roundabout / only / keep pressing the button / fine / particularly / just / music / at the start / OK / all I need to know. OK. / always / mastermind / up now / producer, by the way / play the mastermind / then / do / question / over / right / mastermind / minute / do / ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ... Eggzy's M__ mastermind / listen to the music / yes / mastermind / got / you don't sing along either / cool / excited / OK, sorry, OK / this is your chance to show / you can learn stuff and say it / like / school / OK / give / not / started yet / hang on a minute / match / proper b__ / trendy DJ / pause / no music / turn the music off / turn the music off / ruined / welcome to 2013 M__ mastermind / have / one contestant / think / all right? / one guest in this show / and / could we have / to the chair, please / me / name / John / band / Goldie Lookin Chain / special subject / whatever / Eggzy, your time / on / how long have I got? / I don't know / ok / some / your aim is to tell me / all the characters from the M__ / how many characters have you got that I should name? / literally 40 / all over the desk / can / tell / got / climax of / M__'s invented by a woman called T__ J__ / famous / from Finland / kids's show / being nice / each other / bit like / moral / turn / newspaper strip / comic book / being a cartoon / and I'm here now / gonna ... well / building / minutes to go / ok / ready / time starts now / M__ papa / M__ mama / Snork__ / yes / yes / I believe / yes / little M__ / yes / Darren / no / Gary / are some normal names / Ian / I give you a clue / somebody K__ / is / just / nine / good. Another one? / something / one called / gave you / ten / one / like / professional / name / classic granpa__ granbo__ / just / my tongue / of course / my personal favorite / of / three seconds to go / characters / go / that's it / end of that round / you scored / between / there you go

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